Lovelies, I'm sitting here at my desk. I have no Weight Watchers Points left for the day and there's a delicious box of Girl Scout Cookies sitting in my freezer calling my name...
"Miss Musical!!! Pssst! We're right here!!! Come & eat us!!!"
"We taste soooo good!"
"We love you, and want you to make you feel better for having no boyfriend/ Broadway show/ size 2 body! Come & enjoy our tasty toxins!"
Well to that I say - NO MORE G.S. Cookies! NO MORE!!!! You can take your false promises of happiness, sunshine and all that crap and shove it up your pie hole!
(hopefully I'll be able to resist until I go to sleep -- the calling to eat ceases when my head hits the pillow...)
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